24.4.14

My First Album! ~ Andrea Coates: Mountain Lion


Andrea Coates 
with jody franklins 3string Mandolin & Orca Salmonberry on backupVocals RCA handheld digital voice recorder

















Andrea Coates Art 2014

21.4.14

Dear Lindsay Lohan i could be yur Canadian Lesbian Dominatrix BodyGuard Paparazzi no mess wit me

Dear Lindsay Lohan
My Name is Andrea Coates
 
I would like to help u out. I think u r n
DANGERED MOUNTAIN LION
ANDREA COATES HELP MOUNTAIN LION SISTER
JOIN MY FABULOUS HiLARIOUS CONSPIRACY THE ILLUMINATI IS CATS
I think American Society is driving u to SelfDestruction my Cougar Sister metafor what is happening to Puma Populations in California Area I think u Lindsay Lohan are on ACocktail of Drugs so u don’t xpress Full Range of Mountain Lioness Powers of Awesomeness. I think Hollywood is Sick with Misogyny and its Movies r Stoopid
 & u Lindsay Lohan should SCREAM at Hollywood REALLY LOUD

give Misogyny the Boot UR MOUNTAIN LION SO ROAR at Paparazzi






watch them scatter like little squishible Dumb Ants.

Lindsay Lohan I think People like ur Parents xploited & controlled & shamed u for being Mountain Lion Priestess so u went OUT OF CONTROL TO GET AWAY acting out ur Potential SelfDestruction 

instead of maturing into Diverse Artist like me @ 25 but ur still here and inside u is still Great Things SO ROAR @ THE puny ANTS.
 
I think Opera Winfrey Greedy Selfish Xploitative wallow Misery need Therapy ain’t Retail Opera Winfrey wants talk to Andrea Coates I’ll give her Advice how to improve her Sx Life starting with get ur Face off ur Magazine Lady give SomeOne else Turn

 Meantime Lindsay Lohan Friend I had a Dream u were living on this Houseboat & I swam over to see u Cougars Canada swim so I think u need to get out of the Limelight DO UR OWN THING Rehab is an Xpensive Waste it’s still More Shame and Control and Xploitation also I think ur Nergy Points are blocked Thrid Eye Two above Eyebrows try pressing on them Cougar Spots NO MORE BOTOX!!!!!!!!!!! It's like in Mean Girls Lindsay - u go undercover as One of the Mean Girls u become One of them then u find who ur Real Friends r
I think u get ACrush on me & we make Porn Film shuts up Press forever about u also I think u might want contact Timothy Olyphant 
 
he’s American Mountain Lion like u
TAKE BACK THE WEST FOR THE CATAMOUNT
Oh hey & Money is Violence try refusing it & see what Parts u get asked to play.
I would be ur Personal BodyGuard for Money Lindsay Lohan

Tada